Wednesday, January 16, 2008

Dumb (but just dumb/funny enough to post) One-Liners!

Quit griping about your church; if it was perfect, you couldn't belong.
Some people are kind, polite, and sweet-spirited until you try to sit in their pews.
Many folks want to serve God, but only as advisers.
People are funny; they want the front of the bus, the middle of the road, and the back of the church.
Some minds are like concrete thoroughly mixed up and permanently set.
I don't know why some people change churches; what difference does it make which one you stay home from?
Don't wait for 6 strong men to take you to church.